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11-18-2010, 06:36 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: West Texas/New Mexico
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| Just received the absolute worst juice I've ever encountered. Someone sent it to me as a gift but I think that they dislike me intensely. The juice was a blend of several flavors and included cinnamon and banana .
This is from TastyVapor.us and on their site says that they are sure you will enjoy the complexity. All I got besides the burnt sinuses , tastebuds and various delicate tissues is perplexity: What the hell were they thinking?
It is called Geoffs blend and that guy is a cruel, perverse, sadistic, evil individual with no regards for his fellow man. This stuff is nasty.
I've been known to add a little touch of cinnamon to coffee but this is
essential cinnamon oil refined and concentrated, their all cinnamon flavor is called atomic cinnicide, figures The banana flavor is banana oil commonly used as nail polish remover, figures Also overly sweetened to the point of nausea. Whatever else is in the blend is unrecognizeable.
I don't mean to malign the individual and this is mostly in fun,but who keeps him making this stuff? Perhaps Gollum is a victim of 10ml of this stuff.
If you decide to try some of this juice out of suicidal curiosity it's 15 bucks for 30 ml and is very tailorable to your preferences, but if it shows up without a MSDS hazmat declaration the system has failed miserably bikes
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11-18-2010, 06:43 PM
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#2 | | awarded title of Sir Arse Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana
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| Thanks for the heads up. I got one that sounded good based on a video review. Ordered two 30ml bottles. One has about 1/2ml missing. I shudder just thinking about it while I type (on the keyboard, don't even want to touch the screen). Next time I will try and taste the video (I think this touch screen also has sniff and lick) before ordering.
I have found that the word "complex" is an uptown way of saying "YUK".
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11-18-2010, 06:49 PM
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#3 | | The Seditionist Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Clearwater, FL
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| Sounds the same juice GourmetVapor sells. It is soooo disgusting words do not do it justice.
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11-18-2010, 08:20 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: West Texas/New Mexico
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| That stuff might be useful in a Santaria resurrection ritual to bring the dead back or maybe to just kill them some more.
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11-18-2010, 08:23 PM
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#5 | | awarded title of Sir Arse Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana
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| Maybe it's a secret weapons grade blend developed by some amazon indigenous witch doctor.
"PIGGY DART JUICE" maybe someone in Arkansas could market it.
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A good e-juice, fresh carto, and 3.7 volts from a REALLY REALLY BIG battery works for me. YMMV
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11-18-2010, 08:25 PM
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#6 | | Couldnt take it anymore Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mod impersonation carries a stiff penalty YKWYA
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| You can add bacon and waffles to the list too ....(shudder)....
Although the FDA might approve it as a diet drug
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11-18-2010, 08:29 PM
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#7 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: West Texas/New Mexico
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| I was thinking of adding 10mg nic to a small bottle of Syrup of Ipecac just to check out the complexity.
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11-18-2010, 08:32 PM
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#8 | | Couldnt take it anymore Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mod impersonation carries a stiff penalty YKWYA
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Originally Posted by 40bikes  I was thinking of adding 10mg nic to a small bottle of Syrup of Ipecac just to check out the complexity. | LOL
That would be!
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11-18-2010, 09:32 PM
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#9 | | Vapeatron Grammar Hammer Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Holding up a lamp post.
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| 90% of all the pre-filled 510 carts. Seriously, why even sell it!? Have a higher standard than that for your customers.
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11-18-2010, 10:25 PM
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#10 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by 40bikes I was thinking of adding 10mg nic to a small bottle of Syrup of Ipecac just to check out the complexity. | OK, RRRRRALPH!!!!!
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11-21-2010, 02:14 AM
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#11 | | Gangsta Chimp Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Joplin, MO - USA
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| Wow, bikes, don't hold back buddy! Tell us how you really feel! 
How can you tell what kind of flavoring he uses? By the taste? I didn't see an ingredients list. TV Butter Rum is my all-day-vape, and nobody else makes a butter rum that tastes anything like it. I keep some Atomic Cinnacide on hand (tastes just like Red Hots candy to me). But then again, I like DK-TAB, so no accounting for taste... I haven't liked any of his other flavors that I've tried, but there wasn't any projectile vomiting involved.
Geoff's Blend is a mix that Geoff likes to vape, so I'm betting there's menthol in there (he likes nuclear levels of menthol). He also makes his own tobacco flavor, and some people find it revolting (I've never tried it). If you don't like menthol, you'll probably freaking HATE menthol and banana!
Don't get me wrong, if you hate it, you hate it. I've got no problem with that! Geoff seems like a pretty decent guy, though (he did me a big solid, once), so I had to put my 2 cents in. 
His website does look awful, tho.
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11-21-2010, 09:56 AM
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#12 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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| Made up something that tastes like a char-broiled steak.
Wait...that's not really so bad, is it?
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11-21-2010, 09:58 AM
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#13 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by Rocketman I shudder just thinking about it while I type (on the keyboard, don't even want to touch the screen). | Whats'a matta, Rocky?
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11-21-2010, 10:13 AM
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#14 | | awarded title of Sir Arse Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana
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| If you used a pan to make a pineapple upside down cake, then without washing it fried some PokeChops, then scraped the crust out and dissolved it in PG juice squeezed from old cartos, and let it sit in the defrost vent in your car for a few days "to age", then that would be almost as bad as this dark, evil juice. Wife wouldn't get close enough to vape it. I won't say what the flavor was supposed to be, because hardly anyone sells it. It may have been one of those "be careful about ordering e-juice during the summer" things.
Rocket
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11-21-2010, 02:34 PM
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#15 | | Dismembered Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: USA
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| A friend just luvs TV's butter rum. So I dripped 2 drops on my atty to give it a shot. The first 2 hits seemed alright , but after that the strong and overly cloying artificial/chemical overtones just hung on my atty all night. I was using Dekang's USA mix, which lacked the power to overcome this witches brew.
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11-21-2010, 03:24 PM
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#16 | | Vapeatron Grammar Hammer Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Holding up a lamp post.
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| I have nothing bad to say about Johnson Creek, but their Tennessee Cured is way too sweet for me. Just a matter of opinion.
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11-21-2010, 04:27 PM
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#17 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by Dhileas I have nothing bad to say about Johnson Creek, but their Tennessee Cured is way too sweet for me. Just a matter of opinion. | I think there was a mooning leprechan on this forum once that said it tasted like shortbread cookies. In spades. THe only one I liked was Coffee or something like that.
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11-21-2010, 05:12 PM
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#18 | | Vapeatron Grammar Hammer Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Holding up a lamp post.
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Originally Posted by Steampunk I think there was a mooning leprechan on this forum once that said it tasted like shortbread cookies. In spades. THe only one I liked was Coffee or something like that. | It does taste like shortbread cookies! My taste lately though has deterred from sweet flavors. I liked the coffee flavor from VTV most, when it comes to coffee flavors that is.
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11-21-2010, 06:44 PM
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#19 | | Gangsta Chimp Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Joplin, MO - USA
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| What bugs me is that I have this weird thing going on where all of the fruit flavors taste like perfume to me, regardless of the vendor. It sucks, because I really like fruit. | |
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11-21-2010, 06:48 PM
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#20 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: West Texas/New Mexico
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| Quasi, he may be a nice guy but if his taste buds like that stuff you may want to get the black suit ready in case you get asked to be a pall bearer, that stuff'll kill you.
JC juices all taste like chewing tobacco to me so I'll pass. YUUMMM chocolate mint beechnut chaw.
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11-21-2010, 07:08 PM
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#21 | | Vapeatron Grammar Hammer Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Holding up a lamp post.
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Originally Posted by quasimod What bugs me is that I have this weird thing going on where all of the fruit flavors taste like perfume to me, regardless of the vendor. It sucks, because I really like fruit. | The fruit flavors always taste like some sort of lozenge. It's kind of gross. I like the honey and lemon cough drop flavor ONLY when I need cough drops.
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11-21-2010, 07:48 PM
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#22 | | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: In Your Dreams
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| Gourmet vapor is yuck to me! All of the samples I tried, I didn't like.  | |
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11-21-2010, 08:44 PM
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#23 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by quasimod What bugs me is that I have this weird thing going on where all of the fruit flavors taste like perfume to me, regardless of the vendor. It sucks, because I really like fruit. | Yeah, for some reason they all taste purple...
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11-21-2010, 08:46 PM
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#24 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by Rose Gourmet vapor is yuck to me! All of the samples I tried, I didn't like. | That's because you have plebian taste buds...
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11-21-2010, 09:27 PM
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#25 | | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: In Your Dreams
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| [quote=Steampunk;27480]Yeah, for some reason they all taste purple...[/QUOTe
And you have steam coming out of what used to be your nostrils!!! | |
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