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03-07-2011, 07:04 PM
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#26 | | Gangsta Chimp Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Joplin, MO - USA
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Originally Posted by berger  LOL...
Where you going to find a flying marshmallow? | I dunno, but I have a knack for that sort of thing. Years ago, my CB antenna fell off of my LEFT mirror, under the truck, snapped in two, and the sharp end punched a hole in my RIGHT/rear/inside tire. An albatross hit my windshield, dead center, about 60 mph. It's wingspan was so big the tips wrapped around each side and slapped both the driver and passenger windows (left oily feather-prints like a moth's wings do). Zero damage to windshield. That is the only albatross I've ever seen close up. Weird stuff happens to me, I could go on and on. | 
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03-07-2011, 08:02 PM
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#27 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by quasimod I dunno, but I have a knack for that sort of thing. Years ago, my CB antenna fell off of my LEFT mirror, under the truck, snapped in two, and the sharp end punched a hole in my RIGHT/rear/inside tire. An albatross hit my windshield, dead center, about 60 mph. It's wingspan was so big the tips wrapped around each side and slapped both the driver and passenger windows (left oily feather-prints like a moth's wings do). Zero damage to windshield. That is the only albatross I've ever seen close up. Weird stuff happens to me, I could go on and on. | I now see why we get along so well....
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that a hole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates!  | |
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03-07-2011, 09:18 PM
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#28 | | Gangsta Chimp Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Joplin, MO - USA
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| Haha, we should hang out some time, to see if the effects are canceled out or intensified. | |
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03-07-2011, 09:21 PM
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#29 | | Couldnt take it anymore Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mod impersonation carries a stiff penalty YKWYA
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| Burnt out electrics and suicide birds...that should make for a good time 
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03-07-2011, 09:35 PM
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#30 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: West Texas/New Mexico
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| In Texas that's a fiesta
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03-07-2011, 09:37 PM
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#31 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by quasimod Haha, we should hang out some time, to see if the effects are canceled out or intensified. | Put that freakin cannon away first...no need inviting calamity...
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that ahole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates! | |
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03-07-2011, 10:18 PM
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#32 | | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Arkansas
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| NBs = New Balance I looked at that a second time and said wth? LOL | |
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03-07-2011, 11:00 PM
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#33 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by LeCig NBs = New Balance I looked at that a second time and said wth? LOL | NBs used to be my favorite shoe. Not as expensive as Reeboks, and almost as good. Then I found Asics at JC Penny. Reebok comfort at less than NB prices.
Did ya see Leno tonight? I believe it was a repeat where he was discussing the State Dinner with President Hu (Dr Hu?) and he said Obama was wearing tradition Chinese garb...he had his Nikes on...
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that ahole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates! | |
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03-08-2011, 04:34 AM
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#34 | | Gangsta Chimp Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Joplin, MO - USA
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| LOL, that's funny. The only sneakers that feel comfy to me are NB's, cuz I got Fred Flintstone looking feet.
Flat Foot Rap:
My friends
call me Donald,
'cause I'm
just like the duck:
I got two flat feet,
And don't
give a (bleep)!
[swerving wildly back on topic]
Another thing I've noticed after having been vaping for awhile:
Sure, you start breathing better at first, and feeling better, but here's the thing: Vaping aint magic. If you're old, fat, and out of shape, you're still going to be old, fat and out of shape after you quit smoking. I assume diet and exercise would cure most of those problems, but that's just a theory at this point.
I am also still bald. | |
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03-08-2011, 09:25 AM
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#35 | | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: In Your Dreams
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Originally Posted by quasimod LOL, that's funny. The only sneakers that feel comfy to me are NB's, cuz I got Fred Flintstone looking feet.
Flat Foot Rap:
My friends
call me Donald,
'cause I'm
just like the duck:
I got two flat feet,
And don't
give a (bleep)!
[swerving wildly back on topic]
Another thing I've noticed after having been vaping for awhile:
Sure, you start breathing better at first, and feeling better, but here's the thing: Vaping aint magic. If you're old, fat, and out of shape, you're still going to be old, fat and out of shape after you quit smoking. I assume diet and exercise would cure most of those problems, but that's just a theory at this point.
I am also still bald. | Who cares if you're old, fat, bald, and out of shape! NB shoes are cool! When you get to the point that you can no longer tie them, get someone else to do it. I draw the line at Velcro! | |
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03-08-2011, 09:30 AM
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#36 | | I like it hot and wet! Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Tonganoxie, KS
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| I'm a NB man, that's what I used to wear when I was a marathoner, I don't run like that anymore, but I still think they make the best shoes.
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Burn the land and boil the sea
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03-08-2011, 11:35 AM
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#37 | | Vapeatron Grammar Hammer Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Holding up a lamp post.
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| I wore NB for several years, but I've become a Sketcher guy. I like their slip-on shoes. LOL (I'm so lazy.)
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03-08-2011, 12:11 PM
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#38 | | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Arkansas
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| NBs have been good to me, helps my back.
Hope I never get to fat that I can't tie them though! LMAO  | |
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03-08-2011, 12:13 PM
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#39 | | Couldnt take it anymore Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mod impersonation carries a stiff penalty YKWYA
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| When are they going to bring back Jack Purcells? LOL
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03-08-2011, 05:09 PM
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#40 | | Vapeatron Grammar Hammer Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Holding up a lamp post.
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Originally Posted by LeCig NBs have been good to me, helps my back.
Hope I never get to fat that I can't tie them though! LMAO | I'm not too fat to tie my shoes, I'm just too lazy. lol
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"The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit." - Jack Nicholson
"Think before you speak, read before you type, and forget your predilections before you do either." - Unknown
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03-08-2011, 05:17 PM
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#41 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by quasimod;43324 If you're old, fat, and out of shape, you're [B still[/b] going to be old, fat and out of shape after you quit smoking.
I am also still bald. |
QUIET, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that ahole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates! | |
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03-08-2011, 05:17 PM
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#42 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by Rose Who cares if you're old, fat, bald, and out of shape! NB shoes are cool! When you get to the point that you can no longer tie them, get someone else to do it. I draw the line at Velcro! | LOL! I tie a slip knot in them, loose enough to slide my feet in like slippers! 
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that ahole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates! | |
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