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Old 12-16-2010, 09:02 PM   #1
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HUMOR! Some of it might not be Politically Correct (HAH! Like that WORRIES me!) or funny to everyone. You have been WARNED!!
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:03 PM   #2
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:04 PM   #3
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:04 PM   #4
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:05 PM   #5
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I knew that ahole wasn't from jersey...

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Old 12-16-2010, 09:06 PM   #6
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This works on Vapeatron, too
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:06 PM   #7
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:07 PM   #8
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:08 PM   #9
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:09 PM   #10
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:09 PM   #11
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:20 PM   #12
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:21 PM   #13
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Now I done it! I pissed off Quasimod!
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:25 PM   #14
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:26 PM   #15
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:27 PM   #16
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:29 PM   #17
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:33 PM   #18
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:40 PM   #19
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Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
See the PC Police had taken away
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.

The children were told by their schools not to sing
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!

Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.

At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.

Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,
not Happy Holiday!
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Old 12-17-2010, 02:05 AM   #20
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Duh...HEEEEYYY!!

This is hilarious! I got it as a slide show on my phone from my nephew who raises labs. It's really funny when you see that last slide come up. I think I laughed for an hour. I still giggle thinking about it.

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Old 12-17-2010, 09:15 PM   #21
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Click me to get trippy!

Neave Strobe - Like dropping acid, but not

Click where it says "Click me to get trippy"

Look at it for 30-40 seconds.

Leaving your hand on the mouse, look at your hand...

Like, WOW, man!
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Old 12-17-2010, 09:43 PM   #22
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Thank's Steam for the Christmas poem. I loved it! I wish I could just give everyone an apple and a Bible verse. I think that's the way it was meant to be. Now if you tell someone that you're getting them an apple for Christmas, they think that they're getting an IPad.



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Old 12-18-2010, 10:35 PM   #23
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My mom just sent this one to me:

A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damned thing."
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Old 12-19-2010, 12:16 AM   #24
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My mom just sent this one to me:

A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damned thing."

You ain't lyin'!
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Old 12-19-2010, 09:59 AM   #25
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