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11-18-2010, 12:23 PM
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#1 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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| Today is the Great American Smoke Out. So far today, one 2 ohm cartomizer, no ciggies.
Hope they don't include steam...
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that a hole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates!  | 
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11-18-2010, 02:21 PM
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#2 | | Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA
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Originally Posted by Steampunk  Today is the Great American Smoke Out. So far today, one 2 ohm cartomizer, no ciggies.
Hope they don't include steam... | Poor smokers... If only they knew of the joy some e juice and a Riva could bring! | |
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11-18-2010, 03:02 PM
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#3 | | Couldnt take it anymore Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mod impersonation carries a stiff penalty YKWYA
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Originally Posted by Steampunk Today is the Great American Smoke Out. So far today, one 2 ohm cartomizer, no ciggies.
Hope they don't include steam... | Steam is OK but NO NIC!
wonder how many said WHAT?!!! to that one?
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11-18-2010, 03:16 PM
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#4 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by berger Steam is OK but NO NIC!
wonder how many said WHAT?!!! to that one? | What? The helk you say!
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that ahole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates! | |
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11-18-2010, 03:47 PM
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#5 | | Couldnt take it anymore Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mod impersonation carries a stiff penalty YKWYA
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Originally Posted by Steampunk What? The helk you say! | Thats 1
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11-18-2010, 04:10 PM
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#6 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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| So, what happens? I'm outside cleaning up for winter, and I had a ciggie...
Yesterday I actually had some jobs, so I was in the car all day. Today they didn't send the right parts, so I was home. Makes a difference.
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that ahole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates! | |
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11-18-2010, 04:29 PM
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#7 | | Couldnt take it anymore Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mod impersonation carries a stiff penalty YKWYA
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Originally Posted by Steampunk So, what happens? I'm outside cleaning up for winter, and I had a ciggie...
Yesterday I actually had some jobs, so I was in the car all day. Today they didn't send the right parts, so I was home. Makes a difference. | The feds come to your house and make you do 40 hours of community service as a airport security screener.
Its OK you get rubber gloves and everything.
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11-18-2010, 04:51 PM
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#8 | | awarded title of Sir Arse Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana
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| But not new rubber gloves. They use the same gloves all day then pass them down to the trainees.
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A good e-juice, fresh carto, and 3.7 volts from a REALLY REALLY BIG battery works for me. YMMV
Originally Posted by Rocketman
...Quasi was right...Once
...OK, Twice...Maybe | |
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11-18-2010, 05:11 PM
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#9 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: West Texas/New Mexico
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| My youngest just got hired by TSA. I told him to abuse everyone,not just the ones that look like they WOULDN'T blow up the plane.
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I don't always vape tobacco flavors, but when I do I prefer tres cincos. Keep vaping, my friend.
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11-18-2010, 05:13 PM
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#10 | | awarded title of Sir Arse Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana
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| That'll send him up the promotion ladder.
Good advice.
Tell him to save the gloves and bring them home to you. A little bleach and good as new.
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A good e-juice, fresh carto, and 3.7 volts from a REALLY REALLY BIG battery works for me. YMMV
Originally Posted by Rocketman
...Quasi was right...Once
...OK, Twice...Maybe | |
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11-18-2010, 05:29 PM
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#11 | | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: West Texas/New Mexico
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| Nix on the gloves infers that I'm going to do something to get my hands dirty; not likely.
OR that I don't want to leave fingerprints... I'll email him.
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I don't always vape tobacco flavors, but when I do I prefer tres cincos. Keep vaping, my friend.
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11-18-2010, 05:46 PM
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#12 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by 40bikes My youngest just got hired by TSA. I told him to abuse everyone,not just the ones that look like they WOULDN'T blow up the plane. | Somehow, groping guys groins all day just doesn't suit me...
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that ahole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates! | |
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11-18-2010, 05:59 PM
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#13 | | awarded title of Sir Arse Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana
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| Yeah, I much rather try and find the metal piercing when a sweet young thang trips the Magnetic Magic Wand.
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A good e-juice, fresh carto, and 3.7 volts from a REALLY REALLY BIG battery works for me. YMMV
Originally Posted by Rocketman
...Quasi was right...Once
...OK, Twice...Maybe | |
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11-18-2010, 06:41 PM
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#14 | | Darth Vaper Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Leftern Mass
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Originally Posted by Rocketman Yeah, I much rather try and find the metal piercing when a sweet young thang trips the Magnetic Magic Wand. | After a comment like that, I sure hope you're BULLET PROOF...
__________________ Do you mind if I STEAM?!
"well, you see Steam, we never had a rule about it because we didn't think anybody would ever DO it!"
I'm one lab accident away from being a supervillan. I knew that ahole wasn't from jersey...
Now will you all please leave while Dr Berger and I make out the Death Certificates! | |
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11-18-2010, 06:52 PM
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#15 | | The Seditionist Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Clearwater, FL
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Originally Posted by Steampunk Somehow, groping guys groins all day just doesn't suit me... | Hey.... thats my job anyway
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11-18-2010, 06:53 PM
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#16 | | The Seditionist Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Clearwater, FL
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Originally Posted by Rocketman Yeah, I much rather try and find the metal piercing when a sweet young thang trips the Magnetic Magic Wand. | THey dont set off the alarm.
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11-18-2010, 06:54 PM
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#17 | | awarded title of Sir Arse Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana
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| I saw a job posting for the TSA.
Pay, and Fringe with Benefits.
They do when they sweep you with the Magnetic Magic Wand they use now,
I know.
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A good e-juice, fresh carto, and 3.7 volts from a REALLY REALLY BIG battery works for me. YMMV
Originally Posted by Rocketman
...Quasi was right...Once
...OK, Twice...Maybe | |
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11-18-2010, 08:07 PM
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#18 | | Couldnt take it anymore Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mod impersonation carries a stiff penalty YKWYA
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| Bet they show up real nice on the invasive scans though
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11-18-2010, 08:09 PM
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#19 | | awarded title of Sir Arse Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana
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| Go through the scanner twice and maybe they'll GLOW IN THE DARK.
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A good e-juice, fresh carto, and 3.7 volts from a REALLY REALLY BIG battery works for me. YMMV
Originally Posted by Rocketman
...Quasi was right...Once
...OK, Twice...Maybe | |
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11-18-2010, 08:12 PM
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#20 | | Couldnt take it anymore Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mod impersonation carries a stiff penalty YKWYA
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| That could be HANDY
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11-18-2010, 08:17 PM
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#21 | | awarded title of Sir Arse Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana
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| If there are any carto manufacturers reading this,
How about Glow in the Dark Carto Condoms.
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A good e-juice, fresh carto, and 3.7 volts from a REALLY REALLY BIG battery works for me. YMMV
Originally Posted by Rocketman
...Quasi was right...Once
...OK, Twice...Maybe | |
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