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Originally Posted by Rose  |
OK...I guess I just have to provide some proof:
I walked into a bar a few weeks ago (OUCH!) and saw a horse in a stall, and a sign saying, "Make the horse laugh, drink free all night". I asked the bartender what the deal was, and he said just what it says. If you make the horse laugh, you can have whatever drinks you want all night, even if we have to call an ambulance to take you home.
So I walked over to the horse, and whispered in his ear, and he started braying like a donkey! I went back to the bar and said, "Good enough?" He smiled and asked me what I was drinking, and I said Long Island Ice Tea, and keep em coming!
He brought the first one over and said he'd been there 8 years, and no one had ever been able to make the horse laugh.
I went back a couple weeks later, and there was the same horse, but the sign said, "Make the horse cry, drink free all night". I asked the bartender if it was the same deal, and he said, yup. I went over to the stall, and the horse broke out in tears.
Long Island Ice Tea, keep em coming. He brought the drink and said no one has EVER won either of those bets before, and asked me how I did it. I told him, "Last time I was here, I told him I was hung better than him. Tonight I showed him..."
12-04-2010, 09:14 PM
hole wasn't from jersey...
